What will not happen in the Apple iPod event on 09 09 09.
“Steve Jobs will not land in the Yerba Buena Center in a large silver spacecraft and take three chosen humans on board, all women, who will join him as they float serenely in space repopulating the universe with Jobsian clones grown in utero during balletic space orgies and then sent hurtling through space in tiny pods shaped like the Mighty Mouse.”
Full article here: http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/09/08/what-to-expect-from-tomorrows-apple-event/
